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shithappens-imsorry:

ima have to get me some of that c; 

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Bitch.

So, you’re the bitch, who saw the bitch, who told the bitch, that I was a bitch. If I’m a bitch, then you’re a bitch for calling me a bitch. Your mom is a bitch for having a bitch, your dad is a bitch for fucking a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch. Who’s the bitch now? Bitch.

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o-c-e-a-n-a-v-e-n-u-e:

Best last lines ever.
janellex:

me.

Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.

  • Drake: That's when you're the prettiest.
  • One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful.
  • Big Time Rush: I don't know why you always get so insecure.
  • Taylor Swift: You're beautiful, every little piece love.
  • Jonas Brothers: You're beautiful but you don't even try.
  • Kids at school: What is that omg back to the zoo
lunar-cita:

Ok so I’m not the only one that thinks crazy shit like this. Then again this could be my subconscious trying to help myself feel better about being crazy, like I’m not alone.
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loveyourchaos:

hero.

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